Friday, March 12, 2010

Bedtime Stories for the ADD: Artificial Flavor

Relations with the Sarcarity improved after we shared the invention of artificial flavors. Humans even opened Sarcarity restaurants.

What El Burrito Joint had done for Mexican and O’Burgers had done for French, the fast Sarcarity restaurants did for their food.

Sarcarity culture was reduced to offensive parody within those walls, but, while some of them complained, every single Sarcarity citizen went to the establishments. Many wore guilty looks.

As for the humans who worked there … well, it was a little creepy, but we knew that artificial human flavor couldn’t taste that much like humans.

And it was so damned tasty.


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