It had to be a malfunction. Every time the QR-33 reviewed any data on the man, its processor use suddenly spiked. QR wasn’t sure what was being processed, but something big surely.
QR thought there might be a secret lock on the man’s file, but several spider processes had been deployed to discern the state of the rogue processes.
The answers were … pointless. Calculations about his symmetry or the way the light reflected in his eyes.
QR consulted a psycholobot once the other diagnostics had completed.
The diagnosis was absurd. QR simply couldn’t be in love with him. Could it?