Friday, April 15, 2011

Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Miracle Cures

When folks tell you dragon turds have magical properties, they’re not lying.

You’ve heard it cures noses and constipation. Who’s ever heard of a dragon with a stuffed up nose or a dragon that couldn’t smell? And I assure you, no dragon suffers from slow bowels.

Now, a nose cured with dragon turd will smell, but I should warn you … it will only smell dragon turds.

Those who take dragon turds for constipation will be relieved. Also, their intestines will fall out in five painful days.

Dragon turds have magical properties, sure. They’re just not what you’d call good ones.

#82

7 comments:

John Wiswell said...

Smells like... sulfur. Somewhat disappointing, if highly logical.

J. McNeill said...

Thanks for the feedback, John. I'll try re-working it in a few days and see if I can't improve it.

Sam Pennington said...

Well I thought it was funny!!

Raven Corinn Carluk said...

Ha! Made me laugh.

tbaker said...

Nice. :-)

Helen said...

It made me laugh.

(helen-scribbles)

J. McNeill said...

Thanks, Helen!