When folks tell you dragon turds have magical properties, they’re not lying.
You’ve heard it cures noses and constipation. Who’s ever heard of a dragon with a stuffed up nose or a dragon that couldn’t smell? And I assure you, no dragon suffers from slow bowels.
Now, a nose cured with dragon turd will smell, but I should warn you … it will only smell dragon turds.
Those who take dragon turds for constipation will be relieved. Also, their intestines will fall out in five painful days.
Dragon turds have magical properties, sure. They’re just not what you’d call good ones.